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No. Ron Paul has not been selected as the Republican presidential nominee.

No. All troops overseas have not been withdrawn.

No. All drugs including marijuana have not been decriminalized.

No. Every abusive cop or TSA agent has not been incarcerated.

No. A flat tax has not been levied.

No. Military spending has not been slashed. Neither have entitlement programs been reformed.

No. The Federal Reserve has not been abolished. Neither has the TSA or any other federal agency.

But the next best thing has happened:

Toonami will be returning to Cartoon Network May 26!


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For those of you who don't know, Toonami was the animation block on Cartoon Network that aired such classics as Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, YuYu Hakusho, and Tenchi Muyo. The block aired throughout the late 90s and early 2000s up until it was canceled in 2007, much to the disappointment of fans.

But then, earlier this year on April 1, Adult Swim decided to play an April Fool's Joke on viewers by running its entire lineup based on Toonami programming.

VIDEO: Toonami on Adult Swim

And the fans went wild!

The next day, Adult Swim posted the following tweet on its Twitter page: "Want it back? Let us know. #BringBackToonami."

You could only imagine the response.

Now Adult Swim has announced that it will be returning the Toonami block on May 26.

You don't know how ecstatic and nostalgic this makes me feel.

Funny thing: viewers have been demanding the return of Toonami, and Cartoon Network gives them what they want. Meanwhile, American citizens have been demanding the other demands listed above forever, and the federal government has done absolutely nothing.

Interesting how the market is more responsive to demands than is the federal government. Makes you wonder, doesn't it.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, here's a Toonami-style intro to MLP:FIM!

VIDEO: My Little Toonami Intro (Version 1)