SATIRE: Local School Bans Homemade LunchesSATIRE: Local School Bans Homemade Lunches by BlameThe1st
Local School Bans Homemade Lunches
Students will no longer be allowed to bring their own lunches, as that gives them an "unfair advantage" over students who don't.
Tim Russet Potato
School may be out for the summer, but once school doors re-open this fall, students will have to leave their brown paper bags and lunch boxes at home and learn to stomach cafeteria food.
The school board recently approved a controversial measure to ban homemade school lunches, setting cafeteria lunches as the default for all public school students.
This countywide moratorium on homemade lunches will prevent students from bringing their own from home, and instead require them to rely on their school cafeteria for their meals.
The decision to implement this measure was inspired by a new study from Ivory Towers University in England, which claims that students who have their lunches packed by their parents have an “unfair advantage” over those who don’t.
SATIRE: Rape Victim Triggered By Transgender WomanSATIRE: Rape Victim Triggered By Transgender Woman by BlameThe1st
Rape Victim Triggered By Transgender Woman In Gym Locker Room
The presence of a naked transgender woman in a locker room caused a former rape victim to experience horrific flashbacks of her past trauma.
Tim Russet Potato
Planet Fitness prides itself in offering a “judgement-free zone” where all of its members can feel comfortable, but one local gym faces a dilemma in ensuring that two members feel comfortable, even though the presence of one make the other feel uncomfortable.
A local gym received complaint from a female member, and former rape victim, concerning a transgender woman using the women’s locker room.
The woman who made the complaint (and who declined to provide her name), was a former rape victim who claimed that the transgender woman’s presence in the dressing area made her feel uncomfortable due to her past rape experience.
Planet Fitness offers a "no-judgment" policy which allows members to use whichever locker room best
The George Zimmerman TrialI could care less for what the verdict is, but I hate the media's unnecessary attention to this case. It is typical of the liberal media to get out of control of cases like this and then turn it into an issue of race when it's not. However, this has also happened with Casey Athony and Jodi Arias who both dealt with non-race issues, but found themselves in the middle of media coverage anyway.The George Zimmerman Trial by Titanicfan1000
The fact is, the media pays too much attention to these little court cases when they should be focused on far more significant events. At least now this case is over and the right verdict has been read. The media will now take more responsibility and never do this ever again. Wait, what am I saying? Off course they'll do something like this again!
An Observation about the Zimmerman Trial...What is interesting about the Zimmerman trial is that for years those who suddenly "care" about this case, haven't been caring (or at least commenting) about black on black crime or murder. But when it comes to a half-Hispanic, quarter Black, quarter White person defending himself it suddenly becomes a horrific crime worthy of riots. I guess all those other Black Americans who die at the hands of other Blacks are not important. The hypocrisy is glaring.An Observation about the Zimmerman Trial... by ebturner
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KID: Answer me this: how can you accept the benefits of living in this country, enjoy the fruits of the corporations you think are so evil, and still be so critical?- Deathlok Annual #1
DEATHLOK: Just because something is "good" doesn't make it above criticism.
KID: Typical leftist relativism.
DEATHLOK: Large organizations do have advantages. They can accomplish things that individuals can't. But there's a down side. Any group tends to have--dehumanizing side effects.
KID: Commie lib.
DEATHLOK: Slapping labels on people and questioning the good intentions of those who see the world differently than you do doesn't help anybody. I take that back. It does relieve you of the burden of having to listen. Or even to think. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't make him a bad person.
Why SJW will ignore rape victimsLast month, retired porn star Cytherea was the victim of a brutal gang rape at her home in Las Vegas. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, three teenage suspects, two of them minors, broke into the house, robbed Cytherea and her family at gunpoint, and raped her while her children were present. The rape and home invasion was so violent that not only are the minors being tried as adults, all three suspects could be sentenced to life in prison if found guilty:CrimsonFALKE
He forced her into another bedroom, pulled off her clothing an