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Well, here’s a commercial you no longer see anymore, especially within our Michelle Obama era:



Yeah, remember back when you could walk into McDonalds, and, if you were feeling extra hungry, ask that your food be supersized?

It was only a matter of time until a bunch of dumb, mouth-breathing fat asses began eating nothing but supersized food. Once their Big Macs and supersized fries went straight to their big asses and supersized thighs, they began filing McLawsuits with their McLawyers against McDonalds for making them fat. (Personal responsibility? Bitch, please! That’s so 80s. This is the 90s. We replaced all that with frivolous lawsuits!)

And then this documentary happened…


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…which struck the final nail in the supersized McCoffin. Now the supersize menu option is pushing up daisies alongside Crystal Pepsi and New Coke.

The bad news is that this anti-fast food hysteria is still thriving under the iron fists of food Nazis such as Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg. Perhaps one day, if they have their way, we’ll be remembering the Big Gulp like we remember the Supersize menu.

But even back in the dark era of the McLawsuits, there were still those with enough common sense to mock them. Saturday Night Live did a McDonalds commercial parody in that regard. Unfortunately, I could not find video footage of it online, so you’ll all have to settle for this transcript:
In response to pending legal action, the McDonald's Corporation would like to present the following statement:

"The Big N' Tasty Sandwich is food."

"Scientific studies suggest that excessive consumption of food may cause weight gain. In other words, if you stuff your greasy pie hole non-stop, you’re probably going to pork up."

"The McDonald's Corporation had previously believed that this was obvious to all but very small children and morons. Since children and morons are valued customers of McDonald's Corporation, we would like to point out other potential risks that could be associated with the Big N' Tasty."

"The Big N' Tasty is intended to be eaten. Complications may arise from shoving the Big N' Tasty up your nose. Dropping the Big N' Tasty from extremely tall buildings may cause the Big N' Tasty to achieve sufficient terminal velocity, to injure innocent people below."

"The Big N' Tasty should not be used as an artificial heart."

"The McDonald's Corporation seriously doubts anyone would try this, but, hey, if you didn't know gorging yourself on hamburgers might turn you fatass, then anything's possible."

"According to United States Law, the Big N' Tasty cannot perform the duties of a Legal Guardian. If you were to go into McDonald's and say, "Hey, Big N' Tasty, take care of my kids while I run some errands," you may face legal action."

"Theoretically, the Big N' Tasty could be mistaken for a weapon during a police stand-off."

"Marriage ceremonies officiated by the Big N' Tasty are not recognized in any of the contiguous 48 states."

"The Big N’ Tasty is not God."

"For questions about any additional use of the Big N' Tasty - other than eating, please consult our web site."

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Well, here’s a commercial you no longer see anymore, especially within our Michelle Obama era:



Yeah, remember back when you could walk into McDonalds, and, if you were feeling extra hungry, ask that your food be supersized?

It was only a matter of time until a bunch of dumb, mouth-breathing fat asses began eating nothing but supersized food. Once their Big Macs and supersized fries went straight to their big asses and supersized thighs, they began filing McLawsuits with their McLawyers against McDonalds for making them fat. (Personal responsibility? Bitch, please! That’s so 80s. This is the 90s. We replaced all that with frivolous lawsuits!)

And then this documentary happened…


Movies Wiki


…which struck the final nail in the supersized McCoffin. Now the supersize menu option is pushing up daisies alongside Crystal Pepsi and New Coke.

The bad news is that this anti-fast food hysteria is still thriving under the iron fists of food Nazis such as Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg. Perhaps one day, if they have their way, we’ll be remembering the Big Gulp like we remember the Supersize menu.

But even back in the dark era of the McLawsuits, there were still those with enough common sense to mock them. Saturday Night Live did a McDonalds commercial parody in that regard. Unfortunately, I could not find video footage of it online, so you’ll all have to settle for this transcript:
In response to pending legal action, the McDonald's Corporation would like to present the following statement:

"The Big N' Tasty Sandwich is food."

"Scientific studies suggest that excessive consumption of food may cause weight gain. In other words, if you stuff your greasy pie hole non-stop, you’re probably going to pork up."

"The McDonald's Corporation had previously believed that this was obvious to all but very small children and morons. Since children and morons are valued customers of McDonald's Corporation, we would like to point out other potential risks that could be associated with the Big N' Tasty."

"The Big N' Tasty is intended to be eaten. Complications may arise from shoving the Big N' Tasty up your nose. Dropping the Big N' Tasty from extremely tall buildings may cause the Big N' Tasty to achieve sufficient terminal velocity, to injure innocent people below."

"The Big N' Tasty should not be used as an artificial heart."

"The McDonald's Corporation seriously doubts anyone would try this, but, hey, if you didn't know gorging yourself on hamburgers might turn you fatass, then anything's possible."

"According to United States Law, the Big N' Tasty cannot perform the duties of a Legal Guardian. If you were to go into McDonald's and say, "Hey, Big N' Tasty, take care of my kids while I run some errands," you may face legal action."

"Theoretically, the Big N' Tasty could be mistaken for a weapon during a police stand-off."

"Marriage ceremonies officiated by the Big N' Tasty are not recognized in any of the contiguous 48 states."

"The Big N’ Tasty is not God."

"For questions about any additional use of the Big N' Tasty - other than eating, please consult our web site."

#ThrowbackThursday

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The DOJ recently released its full investigation into the Ferguson Police Department. You know the stereotype of cops being jerks? Multiply that stereotype one hundredfold, add a copious amount of racism and greed, and you have yourself the FPD.

Currently, the media has been harping on the systemic racism prevalent within the police force, especially with the leaked e-mails. Seriously, if you want proof that America isn’t a “post-racial society”, just read a few of those e-mails.

But perhaps what's most overlooked about this investigation is how these public servants, whom were hired to protect and serve the public good, were—hold onto your hats for this one!—abusing their positions to make money:
Ferguson officials repeatedly behaved as if their priority is not improving public safety or protecting the rights of residents, but maximizing the revenue that flows into city coffers, sometimes going so far as to anticipate decreasing sales tax revenues and urging the police force to make up for the shortfall by ticketing more people. Often, those tickets for minor offenses then turned into arrest warrants.

Police officers were judged not only on the number of stops they made, but on the number of citations they issued. "Officers routinely conduct stops that have little relation to public safety and a questionable basis in law," the report states. "Issuing three or four charges in one stop is not uncommon. Officers sometimes write six, eight, or, in at least one instance, fourteen citations for a single encounter." Some officers compete to see who can issue the most citations in a single stop.

In one email, the police chief, who also oversees the municipal court, brags to the city manager about how much revenue it is generating. Ignoring that conflict of interest is a recipe for a justice system that bleeds the powerless of their meager resources.
B-b-but they're with the government—the public sector! They’re not supposed to care about the bottom line. They’re not supposed to be driven by greed like the private sector. They’re supposed to be public servants whom are driven solely by altruism to work for the public good.

Gee, it’s almost as if making a service “public” doesn’t magic away profit motive. Seems like the only thing that disappears is incentive to offer a good service—because if people are forced to pay for your service, regardless of whether or not you’re doing a good job, why bother doing a good job? It’s almost as if giving people a monopoly on force and coercion is, well, bad!

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It’s been nearly a year since Season 4 concluded, and since then, we have been waiting patiently until Season 5. Now that wait is almost over!

Hasbro announced that Season 5 will start on April 5. That’s 29 more days until we can start watching new episodes again! Until then, allow the new season trailer to quench your anticipation:



Seriously, forget the new Star Wars trailer, forget the new Jurassic World trailer, and forget that new Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. This is the trailer that matters most this year. Everything else is horse manure!

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What’s worse than two teachers throwing an alcohol-fueled beach orgy with five underage students? How about throwing an alcohol-fueled beach orgy with five underage students—and giving them cocaine!
Additional charges of unlawful sexual intercourse and illegally provision of alcohol and cocaine to underage students were filed Monday against two Covina-Valley Unified teachers in connection with an unauthorized camping trip at San Clemente Beach.

The two women had been charged on Feb. 4 with contributing to delinquency of a minor after allegedly providing alcohol to underage students during late December camping trip. The new charges, announced Monday, were much more severe.

Melody Suzanne Lippert, 38, of Covina, was facing additional charges of one felony count of unlawful sexual intercourse, and one felony count of furnishing a controlled substance to a minor, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office.

Co-defendant Michelle Louise Ghirelli, 30, of West Covina, was charged with one felony count of unlawful sexual intercourse, one felony count of furnishing a controlled substance to a minor, and one felony count of oral copulation of a minor.

Both women were also charged with a sentencing enhancement for being four years or older than the minor.
Why do I get the feeling, that if the public school system had learned about this wild sexy beach party before the police had learned about it, that the school would have given these two cougars a slap on the wrist before placing them into rubber rooms until it was decided whether or not to fire their skanky asses—with the high chance of them not being fired?
Sky wind vs Rainbow Dash by ex626AKAKeon
Sky wind vs Rainbow Dash by ex626AKAKeon

Today is the 23rd birthday of :iconex626akakeon:ex626AKAKeon. He’s the original creator of Sky Wind, the pegasus OC whom I’m using in my Dark Stallion fanfic.

When I first came across his character years ago, I considered it a relief to see Rainbow Dash paired up in a shipping that wasn’t yuri. I found Sky Wind and his backstory really intriguing, yet I was disappointed that there was no real story for him.

That’s when I decided to use his character, along with :iconninja-8004:Ninja-8004’s character, Ninja Star, and an original character of my own, Xander, in a fanfiction, which, despite having been written years ago, is now only being published.

So far, even though I never asked for his permission, :iconex626akakeon:ex626AKAKeon has given me his blessing, and has complimented me on my writing. Needless to say, it is quite the honor.

Anyway, to show my gratitude for this guy, I’m showcasing some of the artwork of his character from his gallery. (Just as a fair warning, if you wish to delve further into his gallery, you might encounter some artwork that could serve as spoilers if you haven’t read my fanfic.)

Surprise Smooches by ex626AKAKeon
Surprise Smooches by ex626AKAKeon

Gala Giggles by ex626AKAKeon
Gala Giggles by ex626AKAKeon

A Reassuring Smile by ex626AKAKeon
A Reassuring Smile by ex626AKAKeon

You Cheated by ex626AKAKeon
You Cheated by ex626AKAKeon

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TheDreamVista Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Student General Artist
I have a question, what response would you use by using "The Longest Insult Ever" by Nostalgia Critic/Doug Walker at?
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Why must people draw weird shit involving Lauren Faust's OC?

I mean seriously. They don't even do as much weird crap with Sibsy's OC as they do with Lauren's. Apparently it actually creeps her out, too, though R34 MLP in general doesn't.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess most bronies worship her as a goddess, as she is the creator of the series.
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masterofThardus Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Well yeah, okay, that's great. And the way to show "reverence" is to...draw her alicorn OC in the creepiest porn possible?

Nothing is sacred to some people...
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
fav.me/d7ro3f5 <---- what if.... this was our immigration policy? 
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VS-Devao-Irsez Featured By Owner 3 days ago
:please:Blame, please take the time to read this when you have the time! and please respond to it with your thoughts when you're done:

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EVERYBODY WHO FREQUENTS THIS PAGE AND THESE COMMENTS PLEASE READ THE ABOVE!^

..whenever you have the time and then tell me what you think in the comments section of the above listed journal entry :eager:
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lordmep Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
How would you respond to the following?

"The free market has demonstrated throughout history its inability to regulate itself for the benefit of consumers. Train companies in the 1800s, coal companies in the 1800s, the BP oil spill, the Keystone Pipeline that would only create ~20 permanent jobs if I remember correctly. The problem is that companies want profit, not to deliver a service. Competition in the free market eventually leads to a division between two large companies that don't allow, or charge, for crossover. Sure prices would be lower in the beginning, but eventually one company would corner the market. There are reasons why the government created anti-monopoly laws in 1800s. I don't like the government, but I don't like big business either, since neither actuallypurple people the truth until it's too late."
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
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lordmep Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you.
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VS-Devao-Irsez Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago
R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy

1931 - 2015

"Live long and prosper"                                                                                           :salute:

can't find a custom DA icon of the Vulcan hand symbol, so I'm just going to use this^

I really hate to say this right now but I already fear that the mainstream media will only use Mr. Nimoy's recent passing as a distraction from the fact that the U.S. federal government is starting to or at least attempting to take control of Net Neutrality :worry:
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