SATIRE: Urban Outfitters Bans White CustomersSATIRE: Urban Outfitters Bans White Customers by BlameThe1st
Urban Outfitters Prohibits White Customers From Purchasing Urban Clothing
White customers no longer allowed to “culturally appropriate” clothing in order to “dress black.”
Privileged suburban white kids who want to dress in baggy clothing and gold chains like Kanye West or Missy Elliot (or, more realistically, like Eminem or Iggy Azalea) will have to shop for their threads somewhere other than Urban Outfitters.
That’s because the nationwide clothing chain has recently passed store policy that will prohibit white customers from purchasing urban clothing.
In news that will make white kids scream, “that’s wack, yo!”, and black people say, “’bout damn time!”, Urban Outfitters has announced that it will no longer be selling baggy pants, doo rags, gold chains, and other urban clothing items to customers other than African-Americans.
White customers will still be
Net Neutrality and 'Net Neutrality'NOTE: I'm likely going to delete this Journal Entry eventually. This is only meant to be a temporary assertion of my view on an important current hot button issue that I've wanted to sound off on for such a long time now and I just kept procrastinating until nowNet Neutrality and 'Net Neutrality' by VS-Devao-Irsez
Okay, well in retrospect I'm well aware that it's a little late to bring up this topic now, but I just felt compelled to have to say something eventually and give my two cents worth on the subject sooner or later or I would never be able to live with myself..
Well here it goes...
As we all now know (or at least those of us in the political know anyway) only 2 days ago the United States Congress and Senate finally passed a bill allowing the Federal Communications Commission (F.C.C.) to have regulatory oversight and decision making in the use of a concept of indiscriminate maintenance of internet service provider speeds known most predominately as "Net Neutrality".
Now as most of you know, internet
Kratts' Features: Wild Kratts ValentinesIt's been a while since my last Kratts' Features, hasn't it? I've been so stressed lately with school and other stuff that I sort of let it fall by the wayside. I'm sorry. I hope this post makes up for all the lost time.Kratts' Features: Wild Kratts Valentines by makeacandidbroadcast
With that said, another Valentine's Day has come and gone. I didn't do anything for Valentine's Day this year. I can afford not to since I'm single and not looking to change that any time soon. Instead, I went to see the Wild Kratts live show in Orlando. (That's another story for another day.) However, just because I didn't celebrate it doesn't mean I didn't browse Tumblr for the funniest Valentine's Day cards, and the Wild Kratts fandom certainly had its share of those. Here are my favorites. Enjoy!
I'm a Libertarian. Christian. Brony.
I believe in Life, Liberty, and Ponies!
I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.
I'm Anti-State. Anti-War. Pro-Market. Pro-Christian. And Pro-Pony.
I'm a graduate in English, and a minor in journalism.
This blog contains my opinions on news, politics, and life in general.
As an American citizen, I'm entitled to my First Amendment rights, and I'm not afraid to use them.
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MY OTHER SITES:
"Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage."
- Galatians 5:1
"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."
- Galatians 5:28
"Proclaim liberty throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants thereof."
- Leviticus 25:10
"In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me:
As He died to make men holy, let us live to make men free;
His truth is marching on."
-The Battle Hymn of the Republic
"Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God."
- Benjamin Franklin
"We recognize no sovereign but God, and no king but Jesus!"
"I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
- Thomas Jefferson