SATIRE: Urban Outfitters Bans White Customers
Urban Outfitters Prohibits White Customers From Purchasing Urban Clothing
White customers no longer allowed to “culturally appropriate” clothing in order to “dress black.”
Anderson Pooper-Scooper
Daily Bungle
Privileged suburban white kids who want to dress in baggy clothing and gold chains like Kanye West or Missy Elliot (or, more realistically, like Eminem or Iggy Azalea) will have to shop for their threads somewhere other than Urban Outfitters.
That’s because the nationwide clothing chain has recently passed store policy that will prohibit white customers from purchasing urban clothing.
In news that will make white kids scream, “that’s wack, yo!”, and black people say, “’bout damn time!”, Urban Outfitters has announced that it will no longer be selling baggy pants, doo rags, gold chains, and other urban clothing items to customers other than African-Americans.
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