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Feminists tend to say a lot of stupid things, but recently, on Tumblr, I stumbled across what has to be the stupidest thing ever uttered by a feminist, to the point where I'm wondering if it's satire:
I HATE AMERICA WHY DOES OUR GOVERNMENT SUCK SO MUCH

Ok I don't understand why girls have to pay for tampons, pads, birth control, bras, other feminine products, etc. I DIDNT CHOOSE TO BE A WOMAN SO WHY SHOULD I SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY ON BEING FEMALE. The government should honestly pay for that shit it's not my fault I bleed from my vagina once a month.
Gee, I don't know, honey. Perhaps it's the same reason why I, as a man, have to pay for masculine products such as boxer briefs, aftershave, cologne, jockstraps, condoms, etc.

Apparently having to pay for everyday toiletries myself means the government is punishing me for being human. Does that mean the government is punishing me for being a man? I guess not, since, being a man, that makes me part of the patriarchy, and thus one of the oppressors. So I guess I'm oppressing myself!

Sweet Tap-dancing Celestia!

I'm beginning to wonder if most Tumblr feminists are really poes. No one can be this stupid and have a functioning brain. Even lobotomized retards have more intelligence than this.
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oqtaveus Featured By Owner Edited May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i know what you mean, I am a rational individual who loves common sense and intelligence and when i hear what some feminist say it really gets me fuming because I just cant wrap my head on the idea that such stupidity is validated by the government or anyone in power. It really does hurt me to to talk to stupid people. I dont know how to explain it but i can feel it physically when i talk to stupid people, its mind blowing.
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Commander-Dominic Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015
Modern feminism in a nutshell.
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Quick-5 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
I feel like modern feminists are made up of really stupid and unlikable bitches nobody likes and then they see that nobody likes them but can't figure out why. Then their one-track minds see it as because they're women and then they start posting shit like this and that repels people even more, which only confirms their idiotic hypothesis. Modern Feminism in a nutshell.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Also explains Tumblr as well. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
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VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I disagree with everything but pads and tampons. I think pads and tampons SHOULD be free lol. I'm sorry I know guys don't really want to hear about this but most women ages 13-50ish have to buy tampons and pads every month. It must add up to SOMETHING after a few years. It'd be sweet if I didn't have to pay for something that I NEED for every month, to save myself from dire social embarrassment lol. At least guys don't have to pay extra guy allowance every month or something.
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oqtaveus Featured By Owner Edited May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i have to buy razors every 15 days. I have to do this for the rest of my life. Women just have to do its from puberty till they hit menopause lol. If u are affected by this so much just do freebleeding or whatever they call it that's on twitter and tumblr they just bleed on themselves they don't buy any tampons or pads.

People NEED water but its NOT free, people NEED food but its not FREE, they will never give u free pads and feminine stuff if, food the one thing that EVERY human NEEDS for the REST of their LIVES isnt free. I hope that makes sense
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VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I made this comment a long time ago dude...

Regardless I understand where you are coming from. Of course I would prefer it if things like this where easy to access for everyone. I don't like the fact that world hunger must exist...

As for the razors that is more of an aesthetic thing I guess I could see why it's important though. It's like how unusual it is to some people that I'm comfortable enough to go without make up. It's a rarity.
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oqtaveus Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
its not about aesthetics, its about proper hygiene, and most jobs have specific regulations on facial hair that can get u fired if u dont follow them. Not all jobs have these but most do.

All I'm saying is that if food and water arent free then personal hygiene products or gender based products will not be free. These products arent essential to survival unlike food and water are yet food and water though essential for survival still are not free.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't they normally have dispensers in the girl's restrooms?
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VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah some places, but the ones I've seen usually charge too and it's only one or two pads/tampons. You have to buy whole packs at the supermarket in order to be covered and if you want different types throughout the week you have to buy more as well.
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VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh and birth control is good for health purposes. It's not just a sex pill. Please read up on it.
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ValkyrieaKu Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay that is outright stupid and to use your gender as an excuse to have someone else spend their own hard earned cash on you is just...:no:! I'm a woman and I find that person (whoever posted it) to be a lazy individual who feels she is entitled. In order to live you have to work to earn money in order to live, regardless of your gender.
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MenollySagittaria Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
While this is the peak of idiocy, (lol, "America" sucks? What other government in what magical land pays for your whiny demands? The whole world sucks! And it isn't fair!) your initial refutation wasn't much better.

"boxer briefs" panties.

"aftershave, cologne" perfume, anything to do with shaving

"jockstraps" You only need those if you play rough or strenuous sports. And how many people actually have to pay for it? If you're in school sports . . .

"condoms" Eh, that's a toss up. Sometimes girls carry condoms. Sometimes they take morning after pills or birth control.

Essentially, she still has to pay for more things than you do. Monthly, might I add. So the point stands up to your comparisons, if the entitlement that goes along with it falls flat on its face on its own (un)merit.
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oqtaveus Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
food isnt free and everyone needs its, water isnt free and everyone needs it. No one is going to give women a free pass if food and water the 2 things that are required for the continuation of life arent free.
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MenollySagittaria Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Erm, I believe I just said that? 

Women have to pay for more stuff. It sucks, but it isn't anyone's responsibility to even up the odds. I wouldn't demand that, as a tall person, I must eat more food and drink more water, therefore everyone should get a stipend equaling themselves to the person with the lowest caloric need. Though, the Fair Tax deal that abolishes the income and the IRS does propose a tax credit to everyone to cover basic necessities, which, when taken with the rest of the bill, makes sense. 
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oqtaveus Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
people should fend for themselves, in nature no one helps u humans left nature and live life in an unnatural state if by any means humans return to nature they will have a rude awakening. 

Im against helping anyone who can help themselves if u got 2 legs and 2 hands and a functioning brain u require no help whatsoever. There is and never will be any excuse for creating handicaps just because on group "feels" disadvantaged, like affirmative action thats unconstitutional common sense will tell u that 
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MenollySagittaria Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's true. And with the debt bubble about to burst people are going to get a taste of that real soon. 

Affirmative Action never should have existed. That's an end-of-the-pipeline solution after kids have already been in disadvantaged schools all of their lives and then are thrust into a position. They should have spent that energy equalizing *primary* education to give everyone a more equal opportunity to earn what they want. There's no doubt that a steep disadvantage exists that invalidates any meritocracy we pretend to have, but *how* you go about correcting it matters. 
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The part where she said bras were a right, not a privilege, was what made me facepalm. Either she is a troll or really, really dumb.
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MortalMisery Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
It's not a feminist, it's an idiot.
But I agree with you.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
To-may-to. To-mah-to.
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Kriegjaheed Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student Interface Designer
No wonder women are stupid and useless. God thanks I'm a man!
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Not women. Just feminists.
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Kriegjaheed Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Almost all women except from the Middle-East and Caucasia.
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JoeyTheNeko Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Writer
oh wow... I couldn't stop laughing the entire journal. this is so stupid, it became hilarious.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's all you can really do. Just laugh.
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Mike-the-cat Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Forgot to add this to my favorites.

This.  This right here is a very good reason why I refuse to pay for another's birth control, even if it's a "need" to some.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If they can think it, they assume it's garunteed it!
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TITANICSGIRL Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's sad how feminism has turned into a sad excuse to hate men. Feminism was once something good. Back in the early 20th century, women needed feminism. They were ACTUALLY oppressed! But now it's turned into a heap of misandry and unnecessary whining. ><
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MenollySagittaria Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kind of like how the unions started out to protect workers from true abuse and then turned around and beat the companies into the ground.
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joshpoint0 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
I think it's because women already have all the rights they'll ever need. feminism was good when women WERE being opressed. but now that they're not they've sadly abused those rights, which is sad in and of itself seeing as how this is the thanks we get.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Zage56 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
This was so funny! Sad to say there are useful idiots, who who goose step behind that sort of gal-kita militant thinking.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sad indeed.
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ryu238 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
I don't think this is even a feminist...
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Meh, seem like your typical Tumblr fem to me.
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ryu238 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
Not even they are that stupid... on another note what do you feel about the message of gender rights as a whole?
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't beleive in gender rights, only individual rights.
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ryu238 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
True individual rights know no gender... unless biology gets in the way...
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minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
lmao ok you just compared underwear to tampons and pads
hey i dont know if you know much about periods but when people have their period they literally cover everything in blood.
yeahhh thats totally comparable to having to pay for underwear
lmao
alrighty!
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Not me who said it. It's this woman. And when I said underwear, I was referring to how she mentioned bras.
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minustwoseventhree Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
the notion itself is pretty fucking stupid but yeah
wow wearing a bit of cotton to keep your dick in place really isnt comparable to having a bit of rayon stuck up your vagina to stop your blood and uterine layer from going everywhere
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Saaally Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
I might have been something stupid, but the extremely offensive way you put it and criticise the whole 'feminist community' only makes you sound like a huge asshole. which is quite a bit worse than being stupid. just saying. careful with your words. [i'm sure you hate it when you hear women saying all men are pigs. so how about not being one and not doing the same thing?]
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Perhaps it was too harsh to compare them to lobotomized retards. That would be a grave insult to lobotomized retards everywhere.
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joshpoint0 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
but you're saying they have MORE intelligence 
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Saaally Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
haaaar
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Exodvs Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I have to buy either hair razors or shampoo for my hair. I NEVER DECIDED TO NATURALLY GROW HAIR!
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And the big bad government is punishing us by forcing us to pay for that stuff! /s
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alphazion Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Teh gubmint are racist/sexist for not giev me teh free munnies!  :cry:

Seriously, this has to be a troll.  Otherwise Susan B. Anthony is *rolling* in her grave.
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BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
360s!
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alphazion Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
Seriously.  Could you imagine these modern day "feminists" having the kind of character it took when she was let off with a slap on the wrist, to go back into the courthouse and DEMAND the trial a man would have gotten in her situation?  No, these clods are so full of their own crap they'd probably still whine that special treatment wasn't special enough.

I don't even like calling them "feminists".  That word should be a good thing.  I like much better that people have taken to calling these sexist nimrods "gender-violence activists" instead.
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