Just a few good ol' anecdotes about how our God-fearing men in uniform iz working hard to protect us 'Murican citizens from dangerous criminal thugs. We've gots to remain vigilant. Gots to be tough on crime, dagnabit! We izn't dirty tree-hugging hippies, now is we?
Here are a few of the dangerous criminal thugs that our men in blue managed to slap with some good ol' fashioned 'Murican justice:
Chicago TribunePROFILE: John Wrana
, 95, WWII U.S. Air Corps sergeant veteranCRIME:
Resisting medical treatment; threatening assisted living center staff and paramedics with a cane and a 2-foot shoehorn.PUNISHMENT:
Killed after being subdued with taser and bean bag shooter.
Miami HeraldPROFILE: Israel Hernandez-Llach
, 18, graffiti artistCRIME:
Evading police after spray-painting abandoned McDonald's.PUNISHMENT:
Killed after having a taser shot into his chest.
News OnePROFILE: Roy Middleton
Being mistaken for a car thief while scouring his own car on his own property for a loose cigarette.PUNISHMENT:
Shot 15 times in his left leg, forcing him to recieve surgery and hospitalization.
God bless our beloved police state fer keeping us God-fearing 'Muricans safe. Makes yah mighty proud to be an 'Murican, don't it? 'Murica,