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Just a few good ol' anecdotes about how our God-fearing men in uniform iz working hard to protect us 'Murican citizens from dangerous criminal thugs. We've gots to remain vigilant. Gots to be tough on crime, dagnabit! We izn't dirty tree-hugging hippies, now is we?

Here are a few of the dangerous criminal thugs that our men in blue managed to slap with some good ol' fashioned 'Murican justice:



Chicago Tribune


PROFILE: John Wrana, 95, WWII U.S. Air Corps sergeant veteran

CRIME: Resisting medical treatment; threatening assisted living center staff and paramedics with a cane and a 2-foot shoehorn.

PUNISHMENT: Killed after being subdued with taser and bean bag shooter.



Miami Herald


PROFILE: Israel Hernandez-Llach, 18, graffiti artist

CRIME: Evading police after spray-painting abandoned McDonald's.

PUNISHMENT: Killed after having a taser shot into his chest.



News One


PROFILE: Roy Middleton, 60

CRIME: Being mistaken for a car thief while scouring his own car on his own property for a loose cigarette.

PUNISHMENT: Shot 15 times in his left leg, forcing him to recieve surgery and hospitalization.


God bless our beloved police state fer keeping us God-fearing 'Muricans safe. Makes yah mighty proud to be an 'Murican, don't it? 'Murica, :iconfluttershysqueeplz: yeah!
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:iconnamezong:
A shining example to the people of the world to aspire to!
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BlameThe1st Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, if you want to live in a police state that is.
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:iconnamezong:
Well, people don't, but ruling political classes round the world will be happy to implement similar changes.
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hisarcher19 Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face. Forever. -1984.
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BlameThe1st Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Gotta love Orwell! :D
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:iconcowboyrodent:
We need higher standers for officers of the law.
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BlameThe1st Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We need higher standards for anyone who works in government period: police, soilders, teachers, politicans. At this point, a rock would do a much better job than anyone we have now.
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:iconcowboyrodent:
when you throw a rock at a criminal it won't automatically seek out the nearest minority.
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:iconstarstoryteller:
Waoh I had no idea that tasers where so dangerous. Sounds like the paramedics where crap in dealing with the poor old veteran. My dad did that for years, and could talk down crazy people. He once talked someone down from trying to shoot up our house (he was an abusive asshole who was going after his wife and kid who where hiding at our house).  Funny thing our pastor warned my mom telling her that he was going to come to our house and shot us. My mom called the police and told them was was going on and they said "Unless something is going down we can't come there." Needless to say we have an armed house XD. 
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BlameThe1st Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think these days the police are just looking for an excuse to use lethal force on others. "I know I zapped him with a tazer, but in my defense, he was looking at me funny."
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